"Now that beer is really back and we will all be drinking it why not wage a campaign for the return of the woman's natural figure?" ... "We haven't had any perfectly natural figures since the war took beer away from us."
Amen, hallelujah, and peanut butter, Miss Mae West.
To the woman's natural figure, Cheers! This one is on me.
(original written work [except for the quote] by Kristyn Lier. plagiarism is not tolerated)