Appearance: pours clear gold. Bubbly collar along with a bubbly swirl.
Nose: funked cheddar, curdled milk, and moldy bread. Rotten vegetables – asparagus and okra. Creamed corn.
Palate: creamy creamed corn. White wonderbread in the back. Asparagus in the breath. Acrid and rank. Funked cheddar and generic rotten cheese. Sweat socks and athletes foot.
Final Thoughts: blech. Either drink the real deal or order water with lemon.
(an original written work by Kristyn Lier. plagiarism is not tolerated)